BREAKING NEWS: The epicenter of the quake has been pinpointed to a graveyard outside of DC, where all our Founding Fathers just rolled over in their graves due to current leadership in Washington.
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook, I thought it was funny, so am passing it along.
Actually, they’re twisting and spinning simultaneously in their graves. That they merely rolled over is the Mainstream media’s politically correct interpretation.
Here’s another one:
Maranatha!
Don Johnson
Jer 33.3
“the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party.”
from an email I recieved yesterday.